West Hollywood to Present Stormy Daniels With Dildo to the City

CALI – Most cities use a key, but, whatevs. The mayor of West Hollywood is set to present porn actress/stripper/activist Stormy Daniels with a dildo to the city today. Daniels is being honored for “her leadership in the #RESIST movement.” The mayor has also proclaimed May 23 ‘Stormy Daniels Day.’ The ceremony will be held in the parking lot of an In-N-Out burger location, which makes sense.  California progressives hope that young girls in the state will see that Stormy is a great role model for them to emulate. “If…

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