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Trump Hopes to Send Democrats to Mars By End of First Term

Trump Hopes to Send Democrats to Mars By End of First Term

WASHINGTON – Speaking today to an astronaut on the International Space Station, President Trump announced that he would like to send Democrats and members of the media to Mars by…

O’Reilly Leaves Fox News, Now Nobody Looking Out For You

O’Reilly Leaves Fox News, Now Nobody Looking Out For You

NEW YORK – It’s a tough time to be alive. For decades, America could relax at night because Bill O’Reilly and his O’Reilly Factor…

Georgia Democrat Jerkoff Needs More Money to Lose Runoff in June

Georgia Democrat Jerkoff Needs More Money to Lose Runoff in June

GEORGIA – It’s being called the “Jerkoff Runoff,” the race for Georgia’s 6th district, in which Democrats had high hopes that a fresh, young…

Beavis and Butt-Head Kick Off “Let’s Hate Trump” Tour

Beavis and Butt-Head Kick Off “Let’s Hate Trump” Tour

PORTLAND, MAINE – Democratic Party chairman Tom “Beavis” Perez and socialist Bernie “Butt-Head” Sanders kicked off their Let’s Hate Trump! tour to a…

North Korea Set to Test “Redheaded Stepchild of All Bombs”

North Korea Set to Test “Redheaded Stepchild of All Bombs”

PING PONG, N. KOREA – The United States today dropped what they are calling “the mother of all bombs” on ISIS targets in Afghanistan. Russia has an arsenal…

Hillary Clinton Reduced to Modeling Shoes For Today’s Unlikable Woman

Hillary Clinton Reduced to Modeling Shoes For Today’s Unlikable Woman

NEW YORK – She’s certainly not Cinderella, but Hillary Clinton has now been reduced to pimping shoes for singer Katy Perry’s fashion line. The new pumps…

United Airlines Introduces New “Maybe Seats” On All Flights

United Airlines Introduces New “Maybe Seats” On All Flights

CHICAGO – On Sunday, United Airlines introduced their new “maybe seats” program. When customers book these random seats on a flight, they may be able to keep their…

Syria Strike Reminds World What a P*$$y Obama Was

Syria Strike Reminds World What a P*$$y Obama Was

FREE WORLD – Opinions differ on the motivation for, and the repercussions of, President Trump’s ordered military strike on Syria this week. Many world leaders applauded his move…

Susan Rice to Star in Upcoming Al Gore Film “An Inconvenient Sleuth”

Susan Rice to Star in Upcoming Al Gore Film “An Inconvenient Sleuth”

WASHINGTON – Now that her cover has been blown, former Obama partner in crime, Susan Rice is headed for the big screen. Al Gore, the creator of climate change scam…

Susan Rice Would’ve Gotten Away With It If Not For You Meddling Kids

Susan Rice Would’ve Gotten Away With It If Not For You Meddling Kids

WASHINGTON – You can start to hear the sh*t hitting the fan. Former ambassador and documented Benghazi liar, Susan Rice, has been outed as the villain who “unmasked…