PORTLAND, MAINE – Democratic Party chairman Tom “Beavis” Perez and socialist Bernie “Butt-Head” Sanders kicked off their Let’s Hate Trump! tour to a crowd of millennials last night, hoping to gin up enthusiasm and votes for the midterm elections in 2018.
Worried their party may not have ramped-up the crazy enough since losing the presidential election, Beavis took the stage first, pulling his shirt up over the back of his head and launching into his Cornholio routine. Hearing a smattering of boos when he was introduced, Cornholio angrily shouted “Are you threatening me?!” at the crowd.
He frothed at the mouth while trashing Trump and recycled the same tired message Hillary and Democrats used in their losing election – Let’s Hate Trump! If anything, Perez should be demanding free dental care for all, since he’s become the before pic poster child for sedation dentistry. Unless he has some piranha in his family tree, there’s no reason for such a mess of a mouth.
Next, Bernie “Butt-Head” Sanders took the stage and was much better received than Beavis. He told the crowd, “Our job is to create a democratic Democrat Party, a grassroots party where….uh, huh-huh huh-huh, I said ‘ass.'”
Beavis chimed in, saying, “Gr-ass-roots, oh yeah! Heh heh heh heh heh heh.” The two continued to focus like a laser on hating Trump and stoking anger in their base. The fun will continue in other cities across the country in coming months. A better title for their show would be the “We Learned Nothing From the Last Election” tour.