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Hillary Clinton Wonders: “Where Were Slain Police Officers’ Security Details?”

Hillary Clinton Wonders: “Where Were Slain Police Officers’ Security Details?”

BATON ROUGE (The Barbed Wire) – Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton waited 7 hours to release…

Pink Floyd to Release Children’s Bedtime Book: Dark Side of the Mattress

Pink Floyd to Release Children’s Bedtime Book: Dark Side of the Mattress

London – After decades of churning out original, trippy, bizarre and beautiful music and selling kazillions…

“Drug-Fueled” Kaine and Disabled Ticket Takes Hit After VP Debate

“Drug-Fueled” Kaine and Disabled Ticket Takes Hit After VP Debate

VIRGINIA – After watching the Vice-Presidential debate on Tuesday, one thing was clear &#8211…

“Reality Winner” Busted Leaking Classified Docs, Will Miss Racing in 2017 Belmont Stakes

“Reality Winner” Busted Leaking Classified Docs, Will Miss Racing in 2017 Belmont Stakes

GEORGIA – While deep into her training for this year’s Belmont Stakes horse…

“Unsolved Mysteries” TV Show to Return With Episode on Missing Hillary Press Conferences

“Unsolved Mysteries” TV Show to Return With Episode on Missing Hillary Press Conferences

HOLLYWOOD – An old television show from the last century is gearing up to make…

2017 Golden Globes ‘After’ Pity Party Was Off the Hook!

2017 Golden Globes ‘After’ Pity Party Was Off the Hook!

HOLLY-WOE-IS-ME – At the 2017 Golden Globes Awards show, Meryl Streep gave…

49ers QB Kaepernick Explains Why He Refuses to Stand for National Anthem

49ers QB Kaepernick Explains Why He Refuses to Stand for National Anthem

SAN FRANCISCO – San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is facing criticism from American sports…

9th Circuit Airlines to Start Flying Terrorists Into Country Tomorrow

9th Circuit Airlines to Start Flying Terrorists Into Country Tomorrow

SAN FRANCISCO – The crazy in this city is not confined to Nancy Pelosi. San…

Anderson Cooper Pleasures Self During Kellyanne Conway Interview

Anderson Cooper Pleasures Self During Kellyanne Conway Interview

ATLANTA – CNN has been reviewing tape after anchorman Anderson Cooper was caught pleasuring himself…

Anti-Trump 5K Fun Walks Take Place in Major US Cities

Anti-Trump 5K Fun Walks Take Place in Major US Cities

OAKLAND – In a concerted effort to get into better shape for the 2020 presidential…

Apple’s iPhone 7’s Wireless AirPods Way Too Big For Human Ears

Apple’s iPhone 7’s Wireless AirPods Way Too Big For Human Ears

CALIFORNIA – Apple revealed the newest iPhone today, and many customers aren’t too…

As Owner of WaPo, Bezos Considering Name Change From Whole Foods to Fake Foods

As Owner of WaPo, Bezos Considering Name Change From Whole Foods to Fake Foods

AUSTIN – The Washington Post (WaPo) has become known for its fake news. So it…

Attorney General Sessions’ Russian Bombshell: “I Enjoyed Rocky IV”

Attorney General Sessions’ Russian Bombshell: “I Enjoyed Rocky IV”

WASHINGTON – In a bombshell report by the press wizards at CNN, audio has been…

Awards Handed Out at ACA Show for Government Ineptitude

Awards Handed Out at ACA Show for Government Ineptitude

WASHINGTON – As the American Music Awards were being handed out in LA Sunday night…

Bars Serving Democrats Comey Happy Hour Specials, “Nothingburgers with Russian Dressing”

Bars Serving Democrats Comey Happy Hour Specials, “Nothingburgers with Russian Dressing”

WASHINGTON – Bars in the nation’s capitol will be opening at 9 am…

Beavis and Butt-Head Kick Off “Let’s Hate Trump” Tour

Beavis and Butt-Head Kick Off “Let’s Hate Trump” Tour

PORTLAND, MAINE – Democratic Party chairman Tom “Beavis” Perez and socialist Bernie &#8220…

Bernie Sanders’ Supporters Think Waterboarding is Newest Olympic Sport

Bernie Sanders’ Supporters Think Waterboarding is Newest Olympic Sport

VIRGINIA (The Barbed Wire) – Recent “man on the street” type interviews have…

Biden Released Into Wild After Receiving Prez Medal of Freedom

Biden Released Into Wild After Receiving Prez Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON – Vice-President Joe Biden was released into the wilds of Loyalsock State Forest…