FLORIDA – Annoying, gun control boy wonder, David Hogg, has launched a boycott movement against right-wing talk show host Laura Ingraham because she hurt his feelings. And since two can play that game, conservatives everywhere have decided to boycott companies who back David Hogg and his brand of bratty activism.
The anti-Hogg boycott will hopefully end up shortening his 15 minutes of fame to 14. We’ve got your back, Laura. Conservatives will no longer be spending their hard-earned money on the following products/brands because of their Hogg ties:
Summer’s Eve Douche products
Haribo Gummi Bears
COOCHY shave cream
Tampax
Yankee Candle
Playtex Diaper Genie
Axe Body Spray for Wusses
Fisher-Price
Vagisil
Binky Pacifiers
Lucky Charms
Midol
Baby Einstein Interactive Toys
Aquaphor Diaper Rash Cream
Kikkoman’s Soy Boy Sauce
