Dem Rep Fredericka Wilson on Being a Jackass: “This Isn’t My First Rodeo”

FLORIDA – Urban cowgirl and democratic congresswoman Fredericka Wilson has stepped in it big time after politicizing President Trump’s private phone call to the wife of a fallen soldier. Wilson was verbally lassoed and hogtied today by White House Chief of Staff, General John Kelly.

Fredericka let her hatred for President Trump that has poisoned her mind get the best of her. Now, she’s the biggest jackass in the country for the moment, and in a battle with Texas democrat Sheila Jackson-Lee for the right to someday succeed Maxine Waters as the country’s most unhinged congresswoman.

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Wilson waiting for the congressional stagecoach.

Asked how she became such a big jackass, Wilson tipped her bedazzled cowboy hat and answered, “This isn’t my first rodeo, buckaroo. I’ve been making a fool of myself for decades. Look at me now! I’m a rock star! So what if I had to exploit a military death to make it happen? I can’t stand that varmint in the White House!”

Fredericka seems pleased to be a rhinestone cowgirl in the spotlight. Complete with sequins and a 10-gallon Stetson, she considers herself some kind of political outlaw.

Screw her…and the horse she rode in on.

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6 Thoughts to “Dem Rep Fredericka Wilson on Being a Jackass: “This Isn’t My First Rodeo”

  1. N. Williams

    She and Sheila Jackson-Lee need to put on their matching boots and hat and tour the country singing their latest off-key hit “Nobody Knows The Trouble We’re In”…

    1. E. Williams

      That’s a good one!

  2. Cot america

    Big hat no cattle!

  3. Anonymous

    Let’s make it her last rodeo !!!

  4. I guess we all need to make a name for ourselves somehow. Some of us aspire to be George Washington…others of us aspire to be Ted Bundy.

    1. E. Williams

      Sad but true

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