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List of Top 10 ‘Most Body-Slam Worthy’ Members of Media Released

List of Top 10 ‘Most Body-Slam Worthy’ Members of Media Released

MONTANA – So a member of the Montana GOP roughed up a member of the press. A Montana think tank has released the latest list of what they call the…

Ted Nugent Schools Stephen A. Smith on Fox News: “I Got You in a Stranglehold, Baby”

Ted Nugent Schools Stephen A. Smith on Fox News: “I Got You in a Stranglehold, Baby”

NEW YORK – Rocker Ted Nugent and ESPN liberal Stephen A. Smith were guests on FNC’s new afternoon show Fox News Specialists on Thursday, and had a spirited…

Anderson Cooper Pleasures Self During Kellyanne Conway Interview

Anderson Cooper Pleasures Self During Kellyanne Conway Interview

ATLANTA – CNN has been reviewing tape after anchorman Anderson Cooper was caught pleasuring himself in the middle of an on-air interview with Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway. Cooper tried…

Late Show’s Colbert Officially a Turd Nugget After Calling Trump ‘Putin’s C*ck Holster’

Late Show’s Colbert Officially a Turd Nugget After Calling Trump ‘Putin’s C*ck Holster’

NEW YORK – CBS has got to be grinning from ear to crooked ear after their favorite son of late night TV grabbed headlines this week for slamming President Trump…

O’Reilly Leaves Fox News, Now Nobody Looking Out For You

O’Reilly Leaves Fox News, Now Nobody Looking Out For You

NEW YORK – It’s a tough time to be alive. For decades, America could relax at night because Bill O’Reilly and his O’Reilly Factor…

Susan Rice to Star in Upcoming Al Gore Film “An Inconvenient Sleuth”

Susan Rice to Star in Upcoming Al Gore Film “An Inconvenient Sleuth”

WASHINGTON – Now that her cover has been blown, former Obama partner in crime, Susan Rice is headed for the big screen. Al Gore, the creator of climate change scam…

Fox News Says Judge Napolitano Benched for “Disturbingly Low Hairline”

Fox News Says Judge Napolitano Benched for “Disturbingly Low Hairline”

NEW YORK – Sources at Fox News Channel are denying reports that popular legal analyst Judge Andrew Napolitano was suspended from the network because of comments he made regarding former…

MSNBC’s Rachel’s MadNow to Write Book on ‘Virtues of Smugness’

MSNBC’s Rachel’s MadNow to Write Book on ‘Virtues of Smugness’

NEW YORK – MSNBC anchor Rachel Maddow, alias Rachel’s MadNow, alias Harry Potter, blew the Trump tax return scandal wide open this week when he/she revealed secret…

HGTV’s Flip or Flop Show’s Next Project: The Democratic Party

HGTV’s Flip or Flop Show’s Next Project: The Democratic Party

CALI – Due to the popularity of their house flipping show on HGTV, the network’s Flip or Flop stars, Tarek and Christina El Moussa, have been hired to…

CNN Changing Name to ‘CNN Satire’ to Match Fake News Reputation

CNN Changing Name to ‘CNN Satire’ to Match Fake News Reputation

ATLANTA – Thanks to fake news pioneers Chris Cuomo, Brian Stelter, Don Lemon, Jake Tapper and others, CNN has decided to update it’s name to CNN SATIRE. The…