CLEVELAND – A body language expert has used their scientific analysis to determine Donald Trump’s hidden, past job history – based solely on his hand gestures. Following the conclusion of the Republican National Convention, where he accepted his party’s nomination for President, the expert revealed their findings to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow.
The analyst studied footage of Trump on the campaign trail this year, as well as his performance at the convention.
Beverly Swanson, a body language expert from UC-Berkeley, told Maddow, “It’s very clear from my research that Mr. Trump was an orchestra conductor at some point. And this job must have been near and dear to his heart, because he reverts to this hand gesture more than any other. You can imagine him holding a little baton between his thumb and index finger as he leads his musicians.”
Swanson continued, “In addition, Mr. Trump’s gestures suggest he was a steward in the airline industry, probably at Braniff or some other now defunct airline. That’s why we’ve been unsuccessful in obtaining records of his employment there. You can see here how he is pointing to the exits. I’ve included a few more examples of his probable past jobs, along with pictures as proof.”