Hillary Clinton Reveals How Hard Harvey Weinstein Pervert Revelations Hit Her

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NEW YORK – NO one was more shocked by the recent sexual abuse revelations about movie producer Harvey Weinstein than one of his best friends, Hillary Clinton. Because how well can you really know a best friend, right? But Hillary claims she was jolted by the story and described the impact the news had on her:

“I was shocked and appalled by these sexual predator stories,” Clinton said. “I had no idea. When I heard the news, only learning of it for the first time through the media, just like you, I was aghast. Stunned, horrified and thunderstruck. Devastated, panic-stricken, spooked and alarmed. Rattled, agog and flabbergasted. Dumbfounded, bowled over, perplexed and stupefied. Blown away, buffaloed, and taken aback. Traumatized, blindsided, dismayed and petrified. Bamboozled, floored, and disgusted.¬†Obviously, I wasn’t rendered speechless.”

Weinstein himself has responded to her comments, saying, “Hillary won’t be winning any acting awards for her reaction pretending that she knew nothing of my sexual misconduct over the years.” Harvey is currently in Europe. House hunting.

Hillary’s husband Bill simply said, “Let me tell ya, it sucks to get caught. I just hope Harvey finds the home, I mean, help he needs overseas – in a beautiful, non-extradition country somewhere.”

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  1. I feel sorrier for Hillary than I do for the victims. After all, I’m sure THEY were asking for it…she was sucked (pun intended) into this vortex again! Imagine that!!!

    Oh…an aside on Weinstein…he’s not in Europe. He’s here in the Valley of the Sun. Looking for a place in Phoenix…just what we need…first McCain…now Weinstein! I need to move!

    1. E. Williams

      Poor Hillary is just always at the wrong place at the wrong time. SMH

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