WASHINGTON – An explosion took place around 1:30 am this morning at the White House and, when President Obama went to investigate, he realized his legacy had been blown to pieces. The president was sleeping when a loud boom sent he and his security detail racing to the Oval Office.
According to Secret Service personnel, “It was a mess. Parts of the president’s legacy were on the walls, everywhere. One of our agents threw up at the sight of it. The president is understandably in shock. I don’t think there’s any way to repair the damage. He was just stuttering and mumbling a bunch of okie doke as he paced back and forth.”
The explosion was caused when the state of Pennsylvania was called for presidential candidate Donald Trump, putting him over the 270 electoral college threshold and making him the next President of the United States.
There is also speculation that the explosion happened at about the same time that Hillary Clinton tore into her campaign staff for failing to deliver what she felt she was owed. That story, which makes perfect sense has, so far, not been confirmed.
President Obama was hysterical, and frantically looking for his pen and phone, when SS agents dragged him out of the Oval Office and back to his sleeping quarters.