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Mainstream Media Trying to Pick Up Pieces After Trump Thrashing

Mainstream Media Trying to Pick Up Pieces After Trump Thrashing

ATLANTA – In mainstream media offices across the country, numerous so-called “journalists” were dealing with the after effects of the bolt of lightning known as the Trump…

Reebok Honors Liz Warren With “Nevertheless, She Perspired” Shirt

Reebok Honors Liz Warren With “Nevertheless, She Perspired” Shirt

CANTON, MA – In case you missed it, last week on the floor of the US Senate, Mass. Senator Elizabeth Warren was chastised for rebuking fellow Senator Jeff Sessions in…

Senate Shuts Up Liz Warren for Violating Free Screech Rules

Senate Shuts Up Liz Warren for Violating Free Screech Rules

WASHINGTON – Senator Elizabeth “Angry Owl” Warren was told to shut up and sit down as she continued to screech about fellow Senator Jeff Sessions on the Senate…

Hearing Health Concerns, Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Resume CrossFit Training

Hearing Health Concerns, Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Resume CrossFit Training

WASHINGTON – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has heard the concerns over her health coming from those on the Left. Many liberals have taken to Twitter and elsewhere to…

Progressive Phil Saw His Shadow Today, Six More Weeks of Whining

Progressive Phil Saw His Shadow Today, Six More Weeks of Whining

PUNXSUTAWNEY – Progressive Phil crawled out of his parent’s basement this morning and saw his shadow, meaning there will be six more weeks of whining for the country…

Pelosi, Schumer, Warren Sing Refugee Anthem “This Land is Their Land”

Pelosi, Schumer, Warren Sing Refugee Anthem “This Land is Their Land”

WASHINGTON – On the steps outside the Supreme Court this week, musical history was made when top Democratic leaders recorded their version of the Woody Guthrie song “This Land…

Constant Liberal Butthurt Has Created a Permanent Protester Class

Constant Liberal Butthurt Has Created a Permanent Protester Class

The Church of the Perpetually Offended has spawned a new cult – the permanent, professional protester class. The cult is made up of people who have nothing better to do…

March For Life Leaves Media Appalled at Lack of Looting, Arrests

March For Life Leaves Media Appalled at Lack of Looting, Arrests

WASHINGTON – The mainstream media complex is disgusted and appalled by the public display of civility, respect, and good manners shown at this week’s March For Life rally…

Trump Signs Four Executive Orders in His Sleep

Trump Signs Four Executive Orders in His Sleep

WASHINGTON – President Trump is in the zone. He’s come out of the gate at full speed during his first week in office. Following a flurry of executive…

Mexico’s President Threatens to Build Wall Around Cancun, Cozumel

Mexico’s President Threatens to Build Wall Around Cancun, Cozumel

MEXICO – Saying “two can play that game,” Mexico’s President Nieto declared today that if President Trump goes forward with a border wall between the two…