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List of Top 10 ‘Most Body-Slam Worthy’ Members of Media Released

List of Top 10 ‘Most Body-Slam Worthy’ Members of Media Released

MONTANA – So a member of the Montana GOP roughed up a member of the press. A Montana think tank has released the latest list of what they call the…

Hillary Appoints Self “President of the United Woods of Chappaqua”

Hillary Appoints Self “President of the United Woods of Chappaqua”

NEW YORK – Trying to hang on to some shred of relevancy, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has finally triumphed in her bid to be president of something. She announced…

FBI Nut Job Comey Hid From Trump Behind Curtains

FBI Nut Job Comey Hid From Trump Behind Curtains

WASHINGTON – Disgraced former FBI director James Comey has admitted hiding behind blue curtains at an inauguration event, in an attempt to avoid a new President Trump. Comey is 6…

Nancy Pelosi Begins Botox Strike “Until Trump is Impeached”

Nancy Pelosi Begins Botox Strike “Until Trump is Impeached”

WASHINGTON – Going without food for long periods of time, known as a hunger strike, is a drastic way to gain attention for your cause. But House Minority Leader Nancy…

Trump Heads to Bathroom, Democrats Question Timing

Trump Heads to Bathroom, Democrats Question Timing

WASHINGTON – President Trump got up from his chair in the Oval Office Friday afternoon and headed to the bathroom. The move has many Democrats questioning the president’s…

Anderson Cooper Pleasures Self During Kellyanne Conway Interview

Anderson Cooper Pleasures Self During Kellyanne Conway Interview

ATLANTA – CNN has been reviewing tape after anchorman Anderson Cooper was caught pleasuring himself in the middle of an on-air interview with Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway. Cooper tried…

Numerous Democrats Injured After Making Comey Support U-Turn Too Fast

Numerous Democrats Injured After Making Comey Support U-Turn Too Fast

WASHINGTON – Thousands of Democrats around the country have been injured when their views and selective outrage made a sudden u-turn too fast in their support for fired FBI…

Hillary 2017-18 Calendar Released and Every Day is October 27, 2016

Hillary 2017-18 Calendar Released and Every Day is October 27, 2016

NEW YORK – Hillary Clinton and her new resistance to President Trump super PAC have released her new calendar for the rest of 2017 and 2018. It’s a…

Democrats Freaking Because Pre-Existing Condition of Liberalism May Not Be Covered

Democrats Freaking Because Pre-Existing Condition of Liberalism May Not Be Covered

WASHINGTON – While many pre-existing conditions will be addressed as Congress continues to work out details of a new health care bill, Democrats are freaking out, worrying that their…

Late Show’s Colbert Officially a Turd Nugget After Calling Trump ‘Putin’s C*ck Holster’

Late Show’s Colbert Officially a Turd Nugget After Calling Trump ‘Putin’s C*ck Holster’

NEW YORK – CBS has got to be grinning from ear to crooked ear after their favorite son of late night TV grabbed headlines this week for slamming President Trump…