AUSTIN – Pollsters at the University of Texas say that a compilation of polls from across the country show Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump locked in a satirical tie for the presidency. Results showed Clinton with a 45% – 43% lead, with 12% completely unaware there is even an election in less than two weeks.
Margin of humor is plus/minus 3%, so the race is a satirical tie. Voters across all demographics admit that the thought of either candidate actually becoming an American president is highly ironic and twisted – one of the definitions of satire.
By an overwhelming majority, African-Americans support Mrs. Clinton while, at the same time, acknowledging that they suffer from Stockholm Syndrome and can’t seem to break the chains the Democratic Party has bound them in for the past 50 years.
Mr. Trump gets his biggest boost among “unhyphenated” Americans. These good people simply want Trump to put a stop to the insanity of the Left that has diminished the country. The implementation of the Leftist agenda has made it nearly impossible to distinguish reality from satire.
However, many polling experts don’t believe the current numbers showing Hillary with a slight lead. Since all the major media outlets stopped using journalistic standards and only crank out biased propaganda and satire, the numbers they report can no longer be trusted.