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Hillary Clinton Wonders: “Where Were Slain Police Officers’ Security Details?”

Hillary Clinton Wonders: “Where Were Slain Police Officers’ Security Details?”

Hillary Clinton Wonders: “Where Were Slain Police Officers’ Security Details?”

BATON ROUGE (The Barbed Wire) – Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton waited 7 hours to release her statement on the killings of 3 police officers in this city at the hands…

Pink Floyd to Release Children’s Bedtime Book: Dark Side of the Mattress

Pink Floyd to Release Children’s Bedtime Book: Dark Side of the Mattress

Pink Floyd to Release Children’s Bedtime Book: Dark Side of the Mattress

London – After decades of churning out original, trippy, bizarre and beautiful music and selling kazillions of albums, Pink Floyd have announced they intend to release a children’s book this…

Young Boy Disses Obama on Last Night, Shouting “Screw Our President!” on Live TV

Young Boy Disses Obama on Last Night, Shouting “Screw Our President!” on Live TV

Young Boy Disses Obama on Last Night, Shouting “Screw Our President!” on Live TV

WASHINGTON – As if President Obama didn’t feel lousy enough having to give up the presidency on Friday, a little racist white boy poured lighter fluid on Barack…

World’s Top Witches Cast Spell on Trump and His Supporters

World’s Top Witches Cast Spell on Trump and His Supporters

World’s Top Witches Cast Spell on Trump and His Supporters

EASTWICK, RI – Friday night at midnight, some of the world’s leading witches gathered to cast a spell against President Donald Trump AND all of his supporters. They…

World Leaders Beg Obama to Stop Saying World is Safer Now

World Leaders Beg Obama to Stop Saying World is Safer Now

World Leaders Beg Obama to Stop Saying World is Safer Now

EUROPE – Leaders from all over Europe have sent a statement to President Obama, asking him to please, please, please stop trying to reassure the public that the world is…

Women’s Marchers Name Michael Moore as Their Ideal Male

Women’s Marchers Name Michael Moore as Their Ideal Male

Women’s Marchers Name Michael Moore as Their Ideal Male

WASHINGTON – Michael Moore is just too good looking, too fit, too charming, and too smart for his own good. At the Women’s March to protest Donald Trump…

Women Granted Right to Wear Giant Vaginas After Women’s March

Women Granted Right to Wear Giant Vaginas After Women’s March

Women Granted Right to Wear Giant Vaginas After Women’s March

WASHINGTON – In a major victory for the rights of progressive women – women who demanded the right to walk around as giant vaginas in public after last weekend&#8217…

Wikileak’s Assange Says “Just Releasing Emails to Jolt Hillary’s Memory”

Wikileak’s Assange Says “Just Releasing Emails to Jolt Hillary’s Memory”

Wikileak’s Assange Says “Just Releasing Emails to Jolt Hillary’s Memory”

LONDON – Though he has become the bane of every Democratic operative and MSM Clinton cheerleader for releasing thousands of emails that are proving damaging to Hillary Clinton’s…

Why Can’t A Day Without Feminists Be Every Day?

Why Can’t A Day Without Feminists Be Every Day?

Why Can’t A Day Without Feminists Be Every Day?

On March 8, angry, bitter, attention-starved feminists will assemble in groups around the country to wallow in their misery. While normal women will be going about their lives, and…

WeakiLeaks: Obama’s Version of Possible Cyber War With Russia

WeakiLeaks: Obama’s Version of Possible Cyber War With Russia

WeakiLeaks: Obama’s Version of Possible Cyber War With Russia

WASHINGTON – Russia’s President Putin can invade neighboring countries, meddle in war torn Syria, cyber bully lesser countries, and pretty much do whatever he wants and not get…

VP Biden Comes Out With Trump High School Fantasies

VP Biden Comes Out With Trump High School Fantasies

VP Biden Comes Out With Trump High School Fantasies

WASHINGTON – Vice-President Joe Biden raised some eyebrows today when he “came out” with some homoerotic statements about Donald Trump. When asked by a reporter if he…

United Airlines Introduces New “Maybe Seats” On All Flights

United Airlines Introduces New “Maybe Seats” On All Flights

United Airlines Introduces New “Maybe Seats” On All Flights

CHICAGO – On Sunday, United Airlines introduced their new “maybe seats” program. When customers book these random seats on a flight, they may be able to keep their…

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