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Anderson Cooper Pleasures Self During Kellyanne Conway Interview

Anderson Cooper Pleasures Self During Kellyanne Conway Interview

ATLANTA – CNN has been reviewing tape after anchorman Anderson Cooper was caught pleasuring himself in the middle of an on-air interview with Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway. Cooper tried…

CNN Reports On Day 1 of CPAC: Ovens, Sacrifices, and Canned Hunts

CNN Reports On Day 1 of CPAC: Ovens, Sacrifices, and Canned Hunts

MARYLAND – After the first day of big-name conservative speakers, and an extremely enthusiastic audience, the CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) is off to a scary start. In case…

CNN Changing Name to ‘CNN Satire’ to Match Fake News Reputation

CNN Changing Name to ‘CNN Satire’ to Match Fake News Reputation

ATLANTA – Thanks to fake news pioneers Chris Cuomo, Brian Stelter, Don Lemon, Jake Tapper and others, CNN has decided to update it’s name to CNN SATIRE. The…

Mainstream Media Trying to Pick Up Pieces After Trump Thrashing

Mainstream Media Trying to Pick Up Pieces After Trump Thrashing

ATLANTA – In mainstream media offices across the country, numerous so-called “journalists” were dealing with the after effects of the bolt of lightning known as the Trump…

CNN Anchor Wants You to Wear Hijab in Support of Muslim Women

CNN Anchor Wants You to Wear Hijab in Support of Muslim Women

ATLANTA – CNN anchor Alisyn Camerota, who’s always in competition with CNN’s own Carol Costello for stupidest female in a leading anchor role, wants American women…

Megyn Kelly Ends Newt Segment Saying ‘This is CNN’

Megyn Kelly Ends Newt Segment Saying ‘This is CNN’

NEW YORK – News diva Megyn Kelly ended a contentious segment on last night’s show, a segment in which she argued with former Speaker Newt Gingrich about Donald…

Mainstream Media: “WikiLeaks? Never Heard of It”

Mainstream Media: “WikiLeaks? Never Heard of It”

ATLANTA – Members of the mainstream media (MSM) admitted yesterday they have no idea what “WikiLeaks” is. They say that unless WikiLeaks is a clearinghouse for women who…

CNN to Fill Skies With Biased Drones

CNN to Fill Skies With Biased Drones

ATLANTA – CNN has announced it will introduce a new level of reporting with the addition of CNN AIR (Aerial Imagery & Reporting). CNN AIR will be a fleet of…

CNN Raises $45 Million for Hillary in July Alone

CNN Raises $45 Million for Hillary in July Alone

ATLANTA – Financial reports released today reveal that CNN raised almost $50 million dollars for the Hillary Clinton campaign during the month of July alone. The figures represented amounts donated…