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Hillary Plans to Eliminate Coughing for All Americans If Elected

Hillary Plans to Eliminate Coughing for All Americans If Elected

NEW YORK – During a rally for millennials today, admitted coughaphobe Hillary Clinton vowed to end coughing, once and for all, for all Americans if she makes it into the…

MSM to Use 4-Minute Cough Delay to Hide Hillary Illness From Voters

MSM to Use 4-Minute Cough Delay to Hide Hillary Illness From Voters

Producers from numerous outlets making up the mainstream media (MSM) have decided to use a 4-minute delay during broadcasts of appearances by Hillary Clinton, to shield their coveted low…

Monica Lewinsky Still Lives Rent-Free in Hillary’s Head

Monica Lewinsky Still Lives Rent-Free in Hillary’s Head

LOS ANGELES – According to a renowned psychotherapist in California, Hillary Clinton’s hand gestures provide proof that, even all these years later, she still has Monica Lewinsky on…