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Trump Heads to Bathroom, Democrats Question Timing

Trump Heads to Bathroom, Democrats Question Timing

WASHINGTON – President Trump got up from his chair in the Oval Office Friday afternoon and headed to the bathroom. The move has many Democrats questioning the president’s…

Numerous Democrats Injured After Making Comey Support U-Turn Too Fast

Numerous Democrats Injured After Making Comey Support U-Turn Too Fast

WASHINGTON – Thousands of Democrats around the country have been injured when their views and selective outrage made a sudden u-turn too fast in their support for fired FBI…

Democrats Freaking Because Pre-Existing Condition of Liberalism May Not Be Covered

Democrats Freaking Because Pre-Existing Condition of Liberalism May Not Be Covered

WASHINGTON – While many pre-existing conditions will be addressed as Congress continues to work out details of a new health care bill, Democrats are freaking out, worrying that their…

Trump Hopes to Send Democrats to Mars By End of First Term

Trump Hopes to Send Democrats to Mars By End of First Term

WASHINGTON – Speaking today to an astronaut on the International Space Station, President Trump announced that he would like to send Democrats and members of the media to Mars by…

Georgia Democrat Jerkoff Needs More Money to Lose Runoff in June

Georgia Democrat Jerkoff Needs More Money to Lose Runoff in June

GEORGIA – It’s being called the “Jerkoff Runoff,” the race for Georgia’s 6th district, in which Democrats had high hopes that a fresh, young…

Insightful “Reasons To Vote For Democrats” Tops Amazon Book Charts

Insightful “Reasons To Vote For Democrats” Tops Amazon Book Charts

NEW YORK – The literary world is buzzing this week over the publication of a book detailing the state of the Democratic Party. “Reasons To Vote For Democrats&#8221…

Liberals Turn to “Alexa” For Answers on Stopping Trump Inauguration

Liberals Turn to “Alexa” For Answers on Stopping Trump Inauguration

LOS ANGELES – Snowflake college students and Hollywood elites have so far come up empty in their attempts to stop next week’s inauguration. Now, they’re turning…

Democrats Open to Having Hillary Stuffed, Run for Offices Forever

Democrats Open to Having Hillary Stuffed, Run for Offices Forever

NEW YORK – As rumors swirl about the possibility of Hillary Clinton running for mayor of New York City in the city’s next election, many wonder if Democrats…

Pelosi Paints Bleak Life Without Obamacare

Pelosi Paints Bleak Life Without Obamacare

WASHINGTON – Nancy Pelosi has never been one to exaggerate, embellish, lie, or scare-monger on any issue she was defending during her never-ending political life in this town…

Leading Democrats Ponder Funding Research for ‘Arrogance Vaccine’

Leading Democrats Ponder Funding Research for ‘Arrogance Vaccine’

WASHINGTON – Denying they have a problem, leaders of the Democratic Party are at least responding to talk from some on Capitol Hill who insist it’s way past…