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Late Show’s Colbert Officially a Turd Nugget After Calling Trump ‘Putin’s C*ck Holster’

Late Show’s Colbert Officially a Turd Nugget After Calling Trump ‘Putin’s C*ck Holster’

NEW YORK – CBS has got to be grinning from ear to crooked ear after their favorite son of late night TV grabbed headlines this week for slamming President Trump…

Obama Memoir To Be Titled “Wiretap Dancing Around the Issues”

Obama Memoir To Be Titled “Wiretap Dancing Around the Issues”

WASHINGTON – In what may be the biggest book deal bust in history, former wiretapper Barack Obama landed a deal for his memoir that will pay he and wife Michelle…

Mainstream Media Trying to Pick Up Pieces After Trump Thrashing

Mainstream Media Trying to Pick Up Pieces After Trump Thrashing

ATLANTA – In mainstream media offices across the country, numerous so-called “journalists” were dealing with the after effects of the bolt of lightning known as the Trump…

Progressive Phil Saw His Shadow Today, Six More Weeks of Whining

Progressive Phil Saw His Shadow Today, Six More Weeks of Whining

PUNXSUTAWNEY – Progressive Phil crawled out of his parent’s basement this morning and saw his shadow, meaning there will be six more weeks of whining for the country…

Liberals Turn to “Alexa” For Answers on Stopping Trump Inauguration

Liberals Turn to “Alexa” For Answers on Stopping Trump Inauguration

LOS ANGELES – Snowflake college students and Hollywood elites have so far come up empty in their attempts to stop next week’s inauguration. Now, they’re turning…

Lena Dunham Wants Clitoral College to Stop Trump Presidency

Lena Dunham Wants Clitoral College to Stop Trump Presidency

NEW YORK CITY – America’s skankheart, “actress” Lena Dunham, is outraged again now that Donald Trump has secured the presidency after the Electoral College yesterday made…

Trump, Kanye Meet, Discuss Possible Taylor Swift Role

Trump, Kanye Meet, Discuss Possible Taylor Swift Role

NEW YORK CITY – Coming out from a meeting in Trump Tower, a shell-shocked Kanye West spoke to reporters in the lobby of the building, before giving the President…

Democrats Suffering From “Trumpression” Seeking Help Nationwide

Democrats Suffering From “Trumpression” Seeking Help Nationwide

PALM SPRINGS – The recent presidential election has been so devastating to many on the American Left, that millions are now seeking mental health assistance for a condition they call…

Breitbart Launching Own Cereal Line: “To Hell With Kellogg’s”

Breitbart Launching Own Cereal Line: “To Hell With Kellogg’s”

BIG SATIRE – Since the Kellogg’s Co. has decided to pull its advertising from the popular conservative website Breitbart, after the Trump election apparently told the cereal giant…

Trump Supporters Agree to Recount – How Great November 8 Was!

Trump Supporters Agree to Recount – How Great November 8 Was!

INDIANA – As Democrats spin their wheels with dreams of recounts in three states that Hillary Clinton lost, Donald Trump’s supporters are enjoying the holidays with another type…