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List of Top 10 ‘Most Body-Slam Worthy’ Members of Media Released

List of Top 10 ‘Most Body-Slam Worthy’ Members of Media Released

MONTANA – So a member of the Montana GOP roughed up a member of the press. A Montana think tank has released the latest list of what they call the…

Georgia Democrat Jerkoff Needs More Money to Lose Runoff in June

Georgia Democrat Jerkoff Needs More Money to Lose Runoff in June

GEORGIA – It’s being called the “Jerkoff Runoff,” the race for Georgia’s 6th district, in which Democrats had high hopes that a fresh, young…

Democrat Election Autopsy Reveals Hillary “Just Not Arrogant Enough”

Democrat Election Autopsy Reveals Hillary “Just Not Arrogant Enough”

BROOKLYN – On a conference call with campaign staff yesterday, John Podesta went over results of the party’s election autopsy report, trying to soothe the pain that Clinton…

Polls: Hillary/Trump Locked in Satirical Tie

Polls: Hillary/Trump Locked in Satirical Tie

AUSTIN – Pollsters at the University of Texas say that a compilation of polls from across the country show Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump locked in a satirical tie for…

Trump to Focus on “Extreme Vetting,” Hillary on “Extreme Voting”

Trump to Focus on “Extreme Vetting,” Hillary on “Extreme Voting”

OHIO – During a foreign policy speech yesterday, Donald Trump explained his new plans for scrutinizing immigrants who want to come into our country. He’s calling it &#8220…

Pantsuit Industry Nervous About Prospects of Hillary Loss

Pantsuit Industry Nervous About Prospects of Hillary Loss

BANGLADESH – Speaking through an interpreter, the owner of a textile factory in this South Asian country spoke to us about the nervousness those in the third-world, pantsuit sweatshop…