Hillary Clinton

Hillary Appoints Self “President of the United Woods of Chappaqua”

Hillary Appoints Self “President of the United Woods of Chappaqua”

NEW YORK – Trying to hang on to some shred of relevancy, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has finally triumphed in her bid to be president of something. She announced…

Hillary 2017-18 Calendar Released and Every Day is October 27, 2016

Hillary 2017-18 Calendar Released and Every Day is October 27, 2016

NEW YORK – Hillary Clinton and her new resistance to President Trump super PAC have released her new calendar for the rest of 2017 and 2018. It’s a…

Success! After 100 Days of Trump Presidency, Hillary Still Not President

Success! After 100 Days of Trump Presidency, Hillary Still Not President

WASHINGTON – There is tons of talk by the mainstream media about their invented “first 100 days” schedule for presidents to get things accomplished, and whether or not…

Hillary Clinton Reduced to Modeling Shoes For Today’s Unlikable Woman

Hillary Clinton Reduced to Modeling Shoes For Today’s Unlikable Woman

NEW YORK – She’s certainly not Cinderella, but Hillary Clinton has now been reduced to pimping shoes for singer Katy Perry’s fashion line. The new pumps…

The New Hillary Clinton – Rapper, Poet, Comedian

The New Hillary Clinton – Rapper, Poet, Comedian

SAN FRANCISCO – Speaking to a women’s business group yesterday, recently-freed-from-the-wilds Hillary Clinton workshopped her clever new mantra for 2017. She delighted the audience…

Hillary Ready to Come Out of the Woods, End Hibernation

Hillary Ready to Come Out of the Woods, End Hibernation

SCRANTON – Hillary Clinton, appearing disheveled and smelly, told a St. Patrick’s Day audience that she was ending her winter hibernation and was “ready to come out…

Democrats Open to Having Hillary Stuffed, Run for Offices Forever

Democrats Open to Having Hillary Stuffed, Run for Offices Forever

NEW YORK – As rumors swirl about the possibility of Hillary Clinton running for mayor of New York City in the city’s next election, many wonder if Democrats…

UFC Fighter Ronda Rousey: “Now I Know How Hillary Must Have Felt”

UFC Fighter Ronda Rousey: “Now I Know How Hillary Must Have Felt”

LAS VEGAS – Following her stunning defeat in the UFC 207 fight against Amanda Nunes on Friday night, former champion Ronda Rousey was shell-shocked, and skipped the post-fight…

Hillary Tells Democrats to “Please Stop Trying to Help Me!”

Hillary Tells Democrats to “Please Stop Trying to Help Me!”

DEEP IN THE WOODS – A group of hikers stumbled across Hillary Clinton in a thick forest near Chappaqua early today. Since her humiliating defeat in early November, Mrs. Clinton…

Hillary’s Latest: “Pulled Hamstring Kept Me From Running Better Race”

Hillary’s Latest: “Pulled Hamstring Kept Me From Running Better Race”

NEW YORK CITY – Hillary Clinton limped to the stage a few days ago at the Plaza Hotel here, in an attempt to explain to her top donors why their…