ISIS

ISIS Cheer Squad Rated Worst in World for Third Straight Year

ISIS Cheer Squad Rated Worst in World for Third Straight Year

RAQQA – ISIS has evolved since its inception in many ways. To give some of the more athletic militant fighters a creative outlet, the ISIS Cheer Squad was formed three…

ISIS Weighs in on Trump/Machado Weight War

ISIS Weighs in on Trump/Machado Weight War

MOSUL – There are serious problems in our world today, but none more dire than the insensitive words presidential candidate Donald Trump supposedly said to a Venezuelan Miss Universe 20…

ISIS Gives Obama Couple of Months Off to Campaign for Hillary

ISIS Gives Obama Couple of Months Off to Campaign for Hillary

PHILADELPHIA – As Hillary Clinton stepped off a curb and caught pneumonia last week, President Obama stepped up behind the podium to campaign for her. Like the rest of us…

ISIS Tired of ‘Religion of Peace’ for Islam, Says ‘Religion of Democrats’ More Accurate

ISIS Tired of ‘Religion of Peace’ for Islam, Says ‘Religion of Democrats’ More Accurate

MOSUL – Leaders of terror group ISIS, not ISIL, feel that the worn out motto for Islam – the “Religion of Peace” – no longer adequately describes Islam…

John Kerry Describes Why Air Conditioners Are as Deadly as ISIS

John Kerry Describes Why Air Conditioners Are as Deadly as ISIS

OVER THE ATLANTIC¬†(The Barbed Wire) – Flying back to the States from another failed foreign policy mission, Secretary of State John Kerry was asked by the press to clarify…