James Comey

Wife Orders Shrimp Instead of Steak, Leaves James Comey ‘Confused and Concerned’

Wife Orders Shrimp Instead of Steak, Leaves James Comey ‘Confused and Concerned’

WASHINGTON – Trying to enjoy a nice dinner with his wife at an upscale DC restaurant following his tense testimony to Congress, former FBI director James Comey was left &#8220…

Bars Serving Democrats Comey Happy Hour Specials, “Nothingburgers with Russian Dressing”

Bars Serving Democrats Comey Happy Hour Specials, “Nothingburgers with Russian Dressing”

WASHINGTON – Bars in the nation’s capitol will be opening at 9 am Thursday to take advantage of the local demand to watch former FBI director James Comey…

Ticket Prices Top $3K Each for Front Row at Comey Hearing

Ticket Prices Top $3K Each for Front Row at Comey Hearing

WASHINGTON – Ticket scalpers and representatives from StubHub have revealed that the ticket price for a front row seat at the Thursday congressional hearing with former FBI director James Comey…

FBI Nut Job Comey Hid From Trump Behind Curtains

FBI Nut Job Comey Hid From Trump Behind Curtains

WASHINGTON – Disgraced former FBI director James Comey has admitted hiding behind blue curtains at an inauguration event, in an attempt to avoid a new President Trump. Comey is 6…

Numerous Democrats Injured After Making Comey Support U-Turn Too Fast

Numerous Democrats Injured After Making Comey Support U-Turn Too Fast

WASHINGTON – Thousands of Democrats around the country have been injured when their views and selective outrage made a sudden u-turn too fast in their support for fired FBI…

James Comey Appointed to Count Ballots After Speedy Email Count

James Comey Appointed to Count Ballots After Speedy Email Count

WASHINGTON – Americans are ready for the national nightmare of Election 2016 to be over as soon as possible. So, to help facilitate quicker results for voters, FBI Director James…

FBI’s Comey Regrets Hillary Clinton’s Birthday Present Arrived Late

FBI’s Comey Regrets Hillary Clinton’s Birthday Present Arrived Late

WASHINGTON – The announcement was big, and it got all the attention he’d hoped it would get, but FBI Director James Comey’s surprise birthday present for…