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Syria Strike Reminds World What a P*$$y Obama Was

Syria Strike Reminds World What a P*$$y Obama Was

FREE WORLD – Opinions differ on the motivation for, and the repercussions of, President Trump’s ordered military strike on Syria this week. Many world leaders applauded his move…

Obama Memoir To Be Titled “Wiretap Dancing Around the Issues”

Obama Memoir To Be Titled “Wiretap Dancing Around the Issues”

WASHINGTON – In what may be the biggest book deal bust in history, former wiretapper Barack Obama landed a deal for his memoir that will pay he and wife Michelle…

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Temporarily Paralyzed From Waist Down

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Temporarily Paralyzed From Waist Down

WASHINGTON – Right around noon today, MSNBC commentator Chris Matthews lost all sensation in his lower body. Doctors who examined him this afternoon said Matthews is a little freaked out…

Young Boy Disses Obama on Last Night, Shouting “Screw Our President!” on Live TV

Young Boy Disses Obama on Last Night, Shouting “Screw Our President!” on Live TV

WASHINGTON – As if President Obama didn’t feel lousy enough having to give up the presidency on Friday, a little racist white boy poured lighter fluid on Barack…

Josh Earnest Gives Final Briefing as Obama’s Minister of Propaganda

Josh Earnest Gives Final Briefing as Obama’s Minister of Propaganda

WASHINGTON – It was a big day for 17 year-old White House Minister of Propaganda Josh Earnest, as he gave his final bullsh*t session to reporters today. President…

Obama Awards Himself “Greatest President Ever” Medal During Farewell

Obama Awards Himself “Greatest President Ever” Medal During Farewell

CHICAGO – With gunshots ringing out and ambulance sirens in the background, President Obama gave his “pat myself on the back” farewell speech in bullet-riddled Chicago last…

Looking Back On All the Ways Obama Made America a Better Place

Looking Back On All the Ways Obama Made America a Better Place

As the Obama’s wind up their farewell tour, it’s time to look back and list all the many ways President Obama made America a better place…

Leading Democrats Ponder Funding Research for ‘Arrogance Vaccine’

Leading Democrats Ponder Funding Research for ‘Arrogance Vaccine’

WASHINGTON – Denying they have a problem, leaders of the Democratic Party are at least responding to talk from some on Capitol Hill who insist it’s way past…

Obama Retirement: “I’ll Take Time to Reflect on What Americans Did Wrong”

Obama Retirement: “I’ll Take Time to Reflect on What Americans Did Wrong”

WASHINGTON – As President Obama gives his “exit” interviews before leaving office in January, he’s been asked what some of the first things he plans on…

Democrats Suffering From “Trumpression” Seeking Help Nationwide

Democrats Suffering From “Trumpression” Seeking Help Nationwide

PALM SPRINGS – The recent presidential election has been so devastating to many on the American Left, that millions are now seeking mental health assistance for a condition they call…