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Hillary Appoints Self “President of the United Woods of Chappaqua”

Hillary Appoints Self “President of the United Woods of Chappaqua”

NEW YORK – Trying to hang on to some shred of relevancy, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has finally triumphed in her bid to be president of something. She announced…

Trump Signs Four Executive Orders in His Sleep

Trump Signs Four Executive Orders in His Sleep

WASHINGTON – President Trump is in the zone. He’s come out of the gate at full speed during his first week in office. Following a flurry of executive…

Obama Awards Himself “Greatest President Ever” Medal During Farewell

Obama Awards Himself “Greatest President Ever” Medal During Farewell

CHICAGO – With gunshots ringing out and ambulance sirens in the background, President Obama gave his “pat myself on the back” farewell speech in bullet-riddled Chicago last…

Looking Back On All the Ways Obama Made America a Better Place

Looking Back On All the Ways Obama Made America a Better Place

As the Obama’s wind up their farewell tour, it’s time to look back and list all the many ways President Obama made America a better place…