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Shakespeare Embarrassed by Trump Assassination Play in Park

Shakespeare Embarrassed by Trump Assassination Play in Park

NEW YORK – The ghost of William Shakespeare appeared tonight in Manhattan, briefly, and expressed his disgust and embarrassment at the way progressives have bastardized his play Julius Caesar¬†with…

Some Progressives Unaware ‘The Purge’ Was Just a Movie

Some Progressives Unaware ‘The Purge’ Was Just a Movie

WASHINGTON – Apparently, many on the left were not aware that The Purge¬†was just a movie, and is not a thing in real life. The shooting of a congressman…

Progressive Phil Saw His Shadow Today, Six More Weeks of Whining

Progressive Phil Saw His Shadow Today, Six More Weeks of Whining

PUNXSUTAWNEY – Progressive Phil crawled out of his parent’s basement this morning and saw his shadow, meaning there will be six more weeks of whining for the country…