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9th Circuit Airlines to Start Flying Terrorists Into Country Tomorrow

9th Circuit Airlines to Start Flying Terrorists Into Country Tomorrow

SAN FRANCISCO – The crazy in this city is not confined to Nancy Pelosi. San Francisco will soon become the hub for America’s newest airline. 9th Circuit Airlines…

Hearing Health Concerns, Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Resume CrossFit Training

Hearing Health Concerns, Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Resume CrossFit Training

WASHINGTON – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has heard the concerns over her health coming from those on the Left. Many liberals have taken to Twitter and elsewhere to…

Constant Liberal Butthurt Has Created a Permanent Protester Class

Constant Liberal Butthurt Has Created a Permanent Protester Class

The Church of the Perpetually Offended has spawned a new cult – the permanent, professional protester class. The cult is made up of people who have nothing better to do…

Trump Signs Four Executive Orders in His Sleep

Trump Signs Four Executive Orders in His Sleep

WASHINGTON – President Trump is in the zone. He’s come out of the gate at full speed during his first week in office. Following a flurry of executive…

Mexico’s President Threatens to Build Wall Around Cancun, Cozumel

Mexico’s President Threatens to Build Wall Around Cancun, Cozumel

MEXICO – Saying “two can play that game,” Mexico’s President Nieto declared today that if President Trump goes forward with a border wall between the two…

Women Granted Right to Wear Giant Vaginas After Women’s March

Women Granted Right to Wear Giant Vaginas After Women’s March

WASHINGTON – In a major victory for the rights of progressive women – women who demanded the right to walk around as giant vaginas in public after last weekend&#8217…

Women’s Marchers Name Michael Moore as Their Ideal Male

Women’s Marchers Name Michael Moore as Their Ideal Male

WASHINGTON – Michael Moore is just too good looking, too fit, too charming, and too smart for his own good. At the Women’s March to protest Donald Trump…

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Temporarily Paralyzed From Waist Down

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Temporarily Paralyzed From Waist Down

WASHINGTON – Right around noon today, MSNBC commentator Chris Matthews lost all sensation in his lower body. Doctors who examined him this afternoon said Matthews is a little freaked out…

Inauguration Disrupters Vow to Win Every Staring Contest to Protest Trump

Inauguration Disrupters Vow to Win Every Staring Contest to Protest Trump

WASHINGTON – Just days ahead of Donald Trump’s inauguration, many anti-Trump activist groups are making threats about how they plan to protest and disrupt this weekend&#8217…

Christmas 2016: The Year of the Revenge Gift

Christmas 2016: The Year of the Revenge Gift

NORTH POLE – Santa has reported a huge surge in “revenge” gift giving this year, as liberals continue to be incapable of controlling their anger and bitterness following…