New York Times Changing Name to WikiTimes to Gain Credibility

NEW YORK CITY – The New York Times has been lining the bottom of countless bird cages for decades now. The paper used to be “all the news that’s fit to print,” but the tagline has morphed into “all the news we decide is fit to print” over the years. “The Gray Lady,” a nickname for the Times for many years, has become “The Gray Jackass” in a nod to the mascot of the Democratic Party, as well as a reference to how they report the news these days. And their…

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Mainstream Media: “WikiLeaks? Never Heard of It”

ATLANTA – Members of the mainstream media (MSM) admitted yesterday they have no idea what “WikiLeaks” is. They say that unless WikiLeaks is a clearinghouse for women who claim that Donald Trump groped them 20 years ago, they’re not interested. Clinton News Network president Jeff Zucker explained it this way: “We’ve got Ken Bone to report on, the ongoing investigation into the Kim Kardashian robbery, Colin Kaepernick getting to start for San Francisco, not to mention getting Hillary into the White House by any means necessary.” David Rhodes, president of…

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WeakiLeaks: Obama’s Version of Possible Cyber War With Russia

WASHINGTON – Russia’s President Putin can invade neighboring countries, meddle in war torn Syria, cyber bully lesser countries, and pretty much do whatever he wants and not get a peep out of the 90-pound weakling that is President Obama. But once Russian hackers start causing trouble for a Democratic presidential candidate – well, that’s where he draws a firm red line in the sand (with evaporating ink). The emails being made public by WikiLeaks have embarrassed Hillary Clinton, her corrupt campaign team, and even cost former DNC chairmonster, Debbie Wasserman…

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Wikileak’s Assange Says “Just Releasing Emails to Jolt Hillary’s Memory”

LONDON – Though he has become the bane of every Democratic operative and MSM Clinton cheerleader for releasing thousands of emails that are proving damaging to Hillary Clinton’s quest for world domination, the head of Wikileaks, Julian Assange, says he’s only trying to help. “I kept seeing over and over and over again Mrs. Clinton telling authorities ‘I don’t recall,’ ‘I can’t recall,’ no matter what the scandal was. And she seems to have a brilliant memory about all other issues. I thought, ‘I can help this woman.’ And that’s…

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