Ted Nugent Schools Stephen A. Smith on Fox News: “I Got You in a Stranglehold, Baby”

NEW YORK – Rocker Ted Nugent and ESPN liberal Stephen A. Smith were guests on FNC’s new afternoon show Fox News Specialists on Thursday, and had a spirited debate about immigration.

After Nugent made the point that the media on the Left routinely try to deceive viewers and distort the issue by using only the word “immigration,” instead of differentiating between legal and illegal immigration, Smith conceded that Ted was right.

“I got you in a stranglehold, baby. You best get out of the way,” Nugent remarked. Smith’s arguments were flimsy on the subject, and after Nugent described Obama’s previous immigration policy as a “free for all, free for all, baby,” the ESPN social justice warrior knew he’d been beaten.

Nugent went on to describe the epidemic of “cat scratch fever” being brought across the southern border by illegal aliens from El Salvador and Guatemala, which the media is completely ignoring, and said, “It’s a dog eat dog world out there right now, man.”

Uncle Ted also mentioned that he would support an increase in “stormtroopin'” along the border with Mexico to catch illegals. “At the very least, we should have warriors taggin’ and baggin’ those bastards trying to cross, and if they’re not going to learn our language, they should at a minimum be taught the ‘wango tango.'”

Finally, as the show ended, the rocker shot an arrow from a crossbow just over the head of a terrified Smith, just because he could.

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