HOLLYWOOD – Many of us enjoyed watching The Grammys in our younger days, when the show was about the music. Sadly, that show has been replaced with The Grumpys. The Grumpys will air tonight so that social justice warriors, some who also sing and produce music, can air their political grievances.
Since the rich and famous are smarter than the rest of us, the awards show will feature numerous rants about how stupid Donald Trump and his supporters are – with a few musical performances in between.
The show is being sponsored by Black Lives Matter and Hate, and all expressions of anger, cynicism, denial, and misinformation from the winning artists are encouraged by the show’s producers.
Censors will have their finger on the button though, just in case any artist utters the one four-letter word not allowed on the show…………..MAGA. Free speech will not be tolerated on the show if it includes any references to “Make America Great Again.”
So if you’re a fan of self-righteousness, holier-than-thou hand-wringing, whining, and you’re grumpy because your side lost, tonight is your night. Until the Oscars, of course.