ATLANTA – Three little pigs who work at CNN have destroyed their own careers while trying to destroy the big bad wolf, President Trump. The arrogant pigs had to resign in disgrace after getting busted for manufacturing bogus stories about the wolf.
The first little CNN pig built his stories out of clickbait. He didn’t care if the article was far-fetched, as long as viewers got fooled into clicking on the link. If he could get them to do that, there was a chance they might believe the lie he was selling.
The second little CNN pig built his stories out of anonymous and unnamed sources. His stories sounded more believable, but they fell apart easily when the facts never matched reality. The big bad wolf was able to destroy this pig’s credibility with a few quick tweets.
The third little CNN pig built his stories out of false narratives. He built his stories a piece at a time, brick by brick. However, false narratives never hold up over time, and eventually the truth caught up to the third little pig as well.
All three pigs are currently in the unemployment line, and the big bad wolf runs the town now.