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Insightful “Reasons To Vote For Democrats” Tops Amazon Book Charts

Insightful “Reasons To Vote For Democrats” Tops Amazon Book Charts

NEW YORK – The literary world is buzzing this week over the publication of a book detailing the state of the Democratic Party. “Reasons To Vote For Democrats&#8221…

Trump Sending B-52’s To South Korea

Trump Sending B-52’s To South Korea

SEOUL – With North Korea’s crazy little boy leader flexing his military muscle recently by launching missiles toward Japan, the United States is sending in the big guns…

Why Can’t A Day Without Feminists Be Every Day?

Why Can’t A Day Without Feminists Be Every Day?

On March 8, angry, bitter, attention-starved feminists will assemble in groups around the country to wallow in their misery. While normal women will be going about their lives, and…

Obama Memoir To Be Titled “Wiretap Dancing Around the Issues”

Obama Memoir To Be Titled “Wiretap Dancing Around the Issues”

WASHINGTON – In what may be the biggest book deal bust in history, former wiretapper Barack Obama landed a deal for his memoir that will pay he and wife Michelle…

Attorney General Sessions’ Russian Bombshell: “I Enjoyed Rocky IV”

Attorney General Sessions’ Russian Bombshell: “I Enjoyed Rocky IV”

WASHINGTON – In a bombshell report by the press wizards at CNN, audio has been uncovered showing just how deep the connection is between Attorney General Jeff Sessions and his…

HGTV’s Flip or Flop Show’s Next Project: The Democratic Party

HGTV’s Flip or Flop Show’s Next Project: The Democratic Party

CALI – Due to the popularity of their house flipping show on HGTV, the network’s Flip or Flop stars, Tarek and Christina El Moussa, have been hired to…

World’s Top Witches Cast Spell on Trump and His Supporters

World’s Top Witches Cast Spell on Trump and His Supporters

EASTWICK, RI – Friday night at midnight, some of the world’s leading witches gathered to cast a spell against President Donald Trump AND all of his supporters. They…

CNN Reports On Day 1 of CPAC: Ovens, Sacrifices, and Canned Hunts

CNN Reports On Day 1 of CPAC: Ovens, Sacrifices, and Canned Hunts

MARYLAND – After the first day of big-name conservative speakers, and an extremely enthusiastic audience, the CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) is off to a scary start. In case…

CNN Changing Name to ‘CNN Satire’ to Match Fake News Reputation

CNN Changing Name to ‘CNN Satire’ to Match Fake News Reputation

ATLANTA – Thanks to fake news pioneers Chris Cuomo, Brian Stelter, Don Lemon, Jake Tapper and others, CNN has decided to update it’s name to CNN SATIRE. The…

Mainstream Media Trying to Pick Up Pieces After Trump Thrashing

Mainstream Media Trying to Pick Up Pieces After Trump Thrashing

ATLANTA – In mainstream media offices across the country, numerous so-called “journalists” were dealing with the after effects of the bolt of lightning known as the Trump…