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CNN Changing Name to ‘CNN Satire’ to Match Fake News Reputation

CNN Changing Name to ‘CNN Satire’ to Match Fake News Reputation

ATLANTA – Thanks to fake news pioneers Chris Cuomo, Brian Stelter, Don Lemon, Jake Tapper and others, CNN has decided to update it’s name to CNN SATIRE. The…

Mainstream Media Trying to Pick Up Pieces After Trump Thrashing

Mainstream Media Trying to Pick Up Pieces After Trump Thrashing

ATLANTA – In mainstream media offices across the country, numerous so-called “journalists” were dealing with the after effects of the bolt of lightning known as the Trump…

Reebok Honors Liz Warren With “Nevertheless, She Perspired” Shirt

Reebok Honors Liz Warren With “Nevertheless, She Perspired” Shirt

CANTON, MA – In case you missed it, last week on the floor of the US Senate, Mass. Senator Elizabeth Warren was chastised for rebuking fellow Senator Jeff Sessions in…

The Grumpys Awards Show Promises Lots of Trump Bashing, Some Music

The Grumpys Awards Show Promises Lots of Trump Bashing, Some Music

HOLLYWOOD – Many of us enjoyed watching The Grammys in our younger days, when the show was about the music. Sadly, that show has been replaced with The Grumpys. The…

9th Circuit Airlines to Start Flying Terrorists Into Country Tomorrow

9th Circuit Airlines to Start Flying Terrorists Into Country Tomorrow

SAN FRANCISCO – The crazy in this city is not confined to Nancy Pelosi. San Francisco will soon become the hub for America’s newest airline. 9th Circuit Airlines…

Senate Shuts Up Liz Warren for Violating Free Screech Rules

Senate Shuts Up Liz Warren for Violating Free Screech Rules

WASHINGTON – Senator Elizabeth “Angry Owl” Warren was told to shut up and sit down as she continued to screech about fellow Senator Jeff Sessions on the Senate…

Black Lives Matter: “Most Racist Super Bowl Ever”

Black Lives Matter: “Most Racist Super Bowl Ever”

HOUSTON – Ever the ones to see race in every aspect of life, members of Black Lives Matter charged that this year’s Super Bowl was the most racist…

Seattle Federal Judge Rules Patriots Super Bowl Win Unconstitutional

Seattle Federal Judge Rules Patriots Super Bowl Win Unconstitutional

SEATTLE – The celebrating by New England Patriots fans will have to be put on hold after a federal judge, and Seattle Seahawks fan, ruled that Tom Brady’s…

Progressive Phil Saw His Shadow Today, Six More Weeks of Whining

Progressive Phil Saw His Shadow Today, Six More Weeks of Whining

PUNXSUTAWNEY – Progressive Phil crawled out of his parent’s basement this morning and saw his shadow, meaning there will be six more weeks of whining for the country…

March For Life Leaves Media Appalled at Lack of Looting, Arrests

March For Life Leaves Media Appalled at Lack of Looting, Arrests

WASHINGTON – The mainstream media complex is disgusted and appalled by the public display of civility, respect, and good manners shown at this week’s March For Life rally…