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Future Baristas Walk Out on VP Pence Commencement Speech

Future Baristas Walk Out on VP Pence Commencement Speech

NOTRE DAME – About 100 current and future Starbucks baristas walked out on their own graduation ceremony this weekend as Vice President Mike Pence began his commencement speech to the…

Ted Nugent Schools Stephen A. Smith on Fox News: “I Got You in a Stranglehold, Baby”

Ted Nugent Schools Stephen A. Smith on Fox News: “I Got You in a Stranglehold, Baby”

NEW YORK – Rocker Ted Nugent and ESPN liberal Stephen A. Smith were guests on FNC’s new afternoon show Fox News Specialists on Thursday, and had a spirited…

Numerous Democrats Injured After Making Comey Support U-Turn Too Fast

Numerous Democrats Injured After Making Comey Support U-Turn Too Fast

WASHINGTON – Thousands of Democrats around the country have been injured when their views and selective outrage made a sudden u-turn too fast in their support for fired FBI…

Democrats Freaking Because Pre-Existing Condition of Liberalism May Not Be Covered

Democrats Freaking Because Pre-Existing Condition of Liberalism May Not Be Covered

WASHINGTON – While many pre-existing conditions will be addressed as Congress continues to work out details of a new health care bill, Democrats are freaking out, worrying that their…

North Korea Unveils Newest Rocket, Tests Planned

North Korea Unveils Newest Rocket, Tests Planned

PINGPONG, N KOREA – Try as they might, North Korea hasn’t had much luck with their rocket launches lately. They’d like to impress their enemies by…

Success! After 100 Days of Trump Presidency, Hillary Still Not President

Success! After 100 Days of Trump Presidency, Hillary Still Not President

WASHINGTON – There is tons of talk by the mainstream media about their invented “first 100 days” schedule for presidents to get things accomplished, and whether or not…

UC Berkeley to Offer New Degree Plan in Riotology

UC Berkeley to Offer New Degree Plan in Riotology

CALI – The University of California, Berkeley has had it with free speech and they’re not going to take it anymore. As everyone knows, when you disagree with…

Trump Hopes to Send Democrats to Mars By End of First Term

Trump Hopes to Send Democrats to Mars By End of First Term

WASHINGTON – Speaking today to an astronaut on the International Space Station, President Trump announced that he would like to send Democrats and members of the media to Mars by…

O’Reilly Leaves Fox News, Now Nobody Looking Out For You

O’Reilly Leaves Fox News, Now Nobody Looking Out For You

NEW YORK – It’s a tough time to be alive. For decades, America could relax at night because Bill O’Reilly and his O’Reilly Factor…

Georgia Democrat Jerkoff Needs More Money to Lose Runoff in June

Georgia Democrat Jerkoff Needs More Money to Lose Runoff in June

GEORGIA – It’s being called the “Jerkoff Runoff,” the race for Georgia’s 6th district, in which Democrats had high hopes that a fresh, young…