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North Korea Unveils Newest Rocket, Tests Planned

North Korea Unveils Newest Rocket, Tests Planned

PINGPONG, N KOREA – Try as they might, North Korea hasn’t had much luck with their rocket launches lately. They’d like to impress their enemies by…

North Korea Set to Test “Redheaded Stepchild of All Bombs”

North Korea Set to Test “Redheaded Stepchild of All Bombs”

PING PONG, N. KOREA – The United States today dropped what they are calling “the mother of all bombs” on ISIS targets in Afghanistan. Russia has an arsenal…

ISIS Cheer Squad Rated Worst in World for Third Straight Year

ISIS Cheer Squad Rated Worst in World for Third Straight Year

RAQQA – ISIS has evolved since its inception in many ways. To give some of the more athletic militant fighters a creative outlet, the ISIS Cheer Squad was formed three…

Obama Says Cash to Iran for Hostages Just a “Coinkydink”

Obama Says Cash to Iran for Hostages Just a “Coinkydink”

WASHINGTON – After getting busted for trying to secretly give $400 million to Iran in exchange for the release of four American hostages, President Obama said the appearance of caving…

John Kerry Describes Why Air Conditioners Are as Deadly as ISIS

John Kerry Describes Why Air Conditioners Are as Deadly as ISIS

OVER THE ATLANTIC¬†(The Barbed Wire) – Flying back to the States from another failed foreign policy mission, Secretary of State John Kerry was asked by the press to clarify…

World Leaders Beg Obama to Stop Saying World is Safer Now

World Leaders Beg Obama to Stop Saying World is Safer Now

EUROPE – Leaders from all over Europe have sent a statement to President Obama, asking him to please, please, please stop trying to reassure the public that the world is…