Liberal Women Flock to Salons Demanding ‘Disheveled’ Ford Hairstyle

WASHINGTON – Salons around the country are being flooded with appointments from liberal women who now want the disheveled, ‘in your face’ hairstyle sported by Judge Kavanaugh accuser Dr. Christine Blasey Ford. During her Senate testimony recently, Ford’s untamed hair seemed to have a mind of its own. The hairstyle craze is said to be the biggest since Jennifer Aniston’s “The Rachel” back in the 1990’s. Even effeminate, progressive males are booking appointments to get the hot look. #MeToo feminists say benefits of the new hairstyle include repelling men, appearing distressed,…

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