Already 78, Certifiably Insane Maxine Waters Eyes 2020 WH Run

WASHINGTON – She’s insane, and would be in her 80’s by then, but California nutjob Maxine Waters says she’ll consider a run for the White House in 2020 – if millennials want her to. She’s heading to New Hampshire this weekend for a Democratic party event.

“I think it’s important that we have someone in the White House who is already detached from reality,” Waters said. “And I will never stop calling for Trump’s impeachment. In fact, if I’m elected, I’ll impeach him myself on day one of my presidency!”

Maxine was unsure when asked if she knew the exact number of conspiracy theories she could dream up about President Trump between now and 2020, but answered, “I don’t know exactly, but it will be a high number, like, more than eleventeen, I’m sure.”

Waters has mistakenly bought into the hype from those around her who believe she’s revered by most millennials, similar to what happened to Bernie Sanders. But if she feels she has their support, she said she’d be glad to throw her wig in the ring come 2020.

Most young people don’t vote for 80 year-old’s for president, but don’t tell her that. That would be racist or something.


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  1. See…this is what happens when we don’t have tests to determine whether or not someone is qualified to serve in Congress! God only knows we need one for the White House if SHE is considering a run!!!

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