WASHINGTON – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is promoting genocide on turkeys, and using Covid-19 as her cover. The Democrat plans to have Thanksgiving dinner over Zoom with remote members of her family.
In a tweet, AOC said she and her whole family would cook from the same recipes separately, and then eat together over Zoom. Her reason is because of the coronavirus, this will keep the family from gathering together.
The problem is that now her family will require multiple turkeys for their meal, rather than just one. “There’s 8 of us this year, so my family will be cooking 8 turkeys instead of 1. But we all have to get creative, right?”
Farmers say AOC’s turkey slaughter could be the biggest single disaster for the bird since the First Annual WKRP Turkey Drop in November of 1978. The nation is just now recovering from that terrible event.
AOC admits feeling a kinship with turkeys after finding out they’re very dumb animals. “I know how they feel,” she said. “But, you know what? We can just, like, grow more of them after the holidays. Like when we plant trees to replace ones that we cut down.”
Promoting genocide is never a good thing. But if many Democrats follow the example of their leader, this will result in exponentially more turkeys losing their lives this Thanksgiving. Cortez reassured supporters by telling them, “At least by eating more turkeys this year, we’re saving them from possibly dying of Covid-19. So, that’s a good thing.”
Alexandria ended her night on Twitter, saying, “Everybody stay safe. And like my friend the turkey says, ‘Goebbels, Goebbels!'” Her family recipes must have a German flavor to them.