Arrogant Prick Blasts Trump’s Virus Response For Not Being As Smooth As His Obamacare Website Debut

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WASHINGTON – During a virtual commencement speech to brainwashed students, an arrogant prick took veiled swipes at President Trump’s response to the coronavirus outbreak.

“These folks in charge don’t know what they’re doing,” the arrogant prick told his audience. “Their response to the current pandemic has been weak, sloppy, and a model of inefficiency. Compare that to the flawless roll out of my Obamacare website during my first term. I, I, I, uh, I, I, uh, rest my case.”

For those who might not remember, the Obamacare website launch was marred by constant crashes, and became a joke for setting the gold standard for incompetence. A fact that Obama remains very proud of.

“Anybody can find a cure for a new disease,” the arrogant prick continued, “But, uhhh, building a website that actually works……now, THAT is an epic achievement. It’s not easy, as my administration, uh, showed the entire country.”

Barack concluded his remarks by telling students that if he were still president, he would’ve solved the coronavirus pandemic in a matter of days. Right after he finished lowering the world’s sea levels.

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3 Thoughts to “Arrogant Prick Blasts Trump’s Virus Response For Not Being As Smooth As His Obamacare Website Debut

  1. Wish he would just go away.

    1. E. Williams

      Ditto

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