WASHINGTON – Hoarse, and coughing his way through a press conference, Joe Biden worried members of the press. When asked, he told reporters his baby grandson was to blame for giving him a cold. Biden said his grandson had been “kissing my, anyway…you know, the thing.”
TMI. But Joe wasn’t through. He went on to blame his grandson for the poor November jobs report, skyrocketing inflation, and other issues that are dragging down his presidency. “I love the little bastard, but he’s not only made me sick, he’s singlehandedly wrecking the economy. Supply chain issues, my low polling numbers, Omicron spreading…the little tyke has been one busy boy.”
Biden mentioned that his grandson was currently meeting with Dr. Anthony Fauci to craft a PR strategy for the administration on the new Omicron variant. Next, the grandson was scheduled to give Hunter his next painting lesson. And while it’s typical for Old Joe to blame others for every problem, these revelations shed new light on who’s actually running the country.
Later, in the daily presser to translate what Joe tried to say earlier, Jen Psaki elaborated. “The president’s grandson has his hands in everything. He’s one-and-a-half, and his dad is Hunter Biden. Need I say more? And we don’t know how yet, but yes, we believe the president’s grandson is to blame for the disappointing November jobs numbers.”