WASHINGTON – President Joke Biden needled the unvaccinated in America today. Unveiling his new, tyrannical vaccine mandate program, Biden has decided to rule with an iron fist. “We’ve been patient, but our patience is wearing thin. And your refusal is pissing me off,” he told the un-vaxxed.
Biden claimed to follow the science and explained new ways the Delta variant behaves. “We’ve learned that the covid-19 delta strain cannot affect you if you work for a company that has less than 100 employees. That’s why, today, I’m ordering all companies with more than 100 employees to make life a living hell for those not vaccinated. If you are one of those employees, you can end this nightmare. Get the damn shot.”
He lamented the fact that merely saying he would wipe out the virus during his campaign was easier than actually doing it.
Joke went on to threaten those who still might not comply. “As many of you know, I made some new friends recently. They’re called the Taliban. They’ve assured me that they will use any means necessary to ensure a 100% vaccination rate. They’ve told me they’d be discreet, but you know how savages are. I don’t want to have to call them, but if I do, it’s on you. All I’m saying is…if you choose to disobey my orders….watch your back.”
The president also pointed out that certain groups, like illegal aliens and those on welfare, are exempt from his mandates because they don’t catch the coronavirus. “It’s just science, people,” he said. “I didn’t write the rules…I just make ’em up as I go.” Then he reads them off the teleprompter.