CAPITOL HILL – CNN anchor-bros Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon were disgusted at what they saw at the US Capitol this afternoon. A pro-Trump crowd stormed the House and Senate chambers to protest certifying November’s election results. Then things got ugly.
However, the two Democratic hacks said the pro-Trump supporters were ‘doing it wrong.’ Cuomo said, “I don’t know what I’m looking at! This is not a protest. I’m not even sure how to describe to our viewers what I’m seeing right now.”
“I know,” a disgusted Don Lemon replied. “Where are the Molotov cocktails? No goofy, knitted hats? I haven’t seen a single baseball bat! Where are the frozen water bottles, bricks, and bottles of urine that should be flying through the air at police?!”
“I have no idea what this is,” Cuomo interjected. “But this type of behavior cannot be allowed in America. I’ve covered plenty of Democrat-lead protests. I know what they’re like. And this ain’t that.”
“You said it, brother,” Don answered. “What do they hope to accomplish by not setting everything on fire?! I don’t understand this at all. What an appalling display.”
The two CNN brainiacs characterized last summer’s looting, riots, and protests over racial issues as ‘downtown revitalization projects in various cities.’ “You have to do some demo work before you improve an area,” Lemon said. “These people clearly don’t know that.”