NORTH POLE – Santa has reported a huge surge in “revenge” gift giving this year, as liberals continue to be incapable of controlling their anger and bitterness following the crushing defeat of their Queen Hillary. To express their hatred toward family members who had the gall to vote for Donald Trump, many are planning to spite those they reluctantly have to call “family.”
Disgruntled Democrats are making donations to organizations like Planned Parenthood, The Sierra Club, the DNC, and others, in a Trump-voting family member’s name. The crybabies believe they will feel better for donating to a cause, along with the bonus of ruining everybody’s Christmas.
Nobody knows how to endear themselves to loved ones better than a Bittercrat, but there are also some charities that Trump supporters can “give” to in the name of their pissed off liberal. And by “give,” we mean to let them know you sent a donation in their name, when you really didn’t.
Here are some worthy causes to donate to on behalf of the snowflake in your family. These are sure to make that liberal in your home tear up, as their dark heart grows 3 sizes that day:
- Habitat for Humility
- Ongoing research for a cure for Liberalism
- Construction costs for the Trump Wall
- Save the Clintons – donations go toward helping Bill and Hillary learn to adjust to life where THEY have to pay for stuff.
- People for the Ethical Treatment of White Christian Males
- A lifetime membership to the NRA
- The Human Fund (founded by George Costanza)
Finally, a gift card for anything from Bed, Bath & Basement is also always appreciated by the liberal in your life. Two can play the revenge game.