FLORIDA – Urban cowgirl and democratic congresswoman Fredericka Wilson has stepped in it big time after politicizing President Trump’s private phone call to the wife of a fallen soldier. Wilson was verbally lassoed and hogtied today by White House Chief of Staff, General John Kelly.
Fredericka let her hatred for President Trump that has poisoned her mind get the best of her. Now, she’s the biggest jackass in the country for the moment, and in a battle with Texas democrat Sheila Jackson-Lee for the right to someday succeed Maxine Waters as the country’s most unhinged congresswoman.
Asked how she became such a big jackass, Wilson tipped her bedazzled cowboy hat and answered, “This isn’t my first rodeo, buckaroo. I’ve been making a fool of myself for decades. Look at me now! I’m a rock star! So what if I had to exploit a military death to make it happen? I can’t stand that varmint in the White House!”
Fredericka seems pleased to be a rhinestone cowgirl in the spotlight. Complete with sequins and a 10-gallon Stetson, she considers herself some kind of political outlaw.
Screw her…and the horse she rode in on.