WASHINGTON – Proving you can’t go to the well too many times with the same terrible game plan, Democrats believe they lost the recent special election in Georgia because candidate Ossoff just wasn’t far-left enough.
So, they’ve decided to ramp up the crazy. “I firmly believe that we should turn the crazy up to 11,” Senator Elizabeth Warren, referencing a line from the movie This Is Spinal Tap, said. Grandpa Bernie Sanders seconded the idea.
“You can see widespread support, following this latest loss, for our ‘Queen of Crazy,’ Nancy Pelosi,” Sanders remarked. “Even Republicans are all over social media today, urging us to keep Nancy as our House leader. That’s the kind of bipartisanship that’s been lacking in this town for far too long.”
Conservatives know that every time Pelosi speaks, a new Republican voter is born. And Pelosi has had her crazy-ometer set to 10 since she got into politics, back in the 1800’s.
But Senator Warren explained that Democrats’ crazy can certainly go one higher, and they aim to please. Expect even more “people will die!” hysteria, along with the amped-up, constant drumbeat of “Russia! Russia! Russia!”
So crank it up, Dems! You’re doing great!