WASHINGTON – Democratic leaders today proposed unleashing America’s most fearsome fighters to free the Cuban people from their tyrannical government. The cast of characters include many who still give Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer nightmares.
To the modern Democrat, the people who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 of this year are the baddest of the bad, the worst of the worst…..since the Civil War. So, as Cubans revolt against a communist government, and hope America can deliver them from evil, Democrats are offering a glimmer of hope.
Including a superhero capable of stealing lecterns, a QAnon Shaman who sports a raccoon hat with Viking horns, and many other bearded individuals, Democrats believe they’re equipped to topple almost any government. “They scared the crap out of us!” a visibly shaken Pelosi mumbled.
“They almost toppled ours!” shrieked Alex Ocasio-Cortez. “If I was a communist in Cuba’s government, instead of a communist in our government, I’d be terrified. These people can get into the offices of government officials inside government buildings. They’re like Jason Bourne in those 007 movies. They’re easily the scariest people……..since the Civil War.”
Biden spokesgirl Raggedy Ann Psaki said, “We are looking into launching an ‘insurrection’ against the Cuban government. So I say to the good Cuban people, hang in there. Try not to die, and watch the north for ‘The One With Viking Horns.’ His army will strike fear in your leaders. Trust me.”
For Democrats who don’t know history, the Jan. 6th protest was the most horrific event on American soil……..since the Civil War.