“Drug-Fueled” Kaine and Disabled Ticket Takes Hit After VP Debate

VIRGINIA – After watching the Vice-Presidential debate on Tuesday, one thing was clear – Tim Kaine must have been on something. He was up and down and all over the place. And that was just his eyebrows.

Kaine came off, even to many in his own party, as manic, hyper, out of control. He interrupted opponent Mike Pence 57 times during the 90-minute debate, causing most on social media to declare Pence the easy winner.

No one knows what Kaine might have been cruising on. Was it lidoKaine, benzoKaine, novoKaine, or maybe coKaine? Maybe it was two pots of coffee just prior to debate time. The man was obviously trying to play the part of political attack dog, on orders from his boss. His fangs proved it. But he overdid it.

And this was DURING the debate!

The Pence victory is a setback for the Kaine and Disabled ticket. Voters will now be wondering, “If Disabled Hillary took one too many face plants into a van, and died in office, would I want this lunatic to become president?”

Tim seemed pleased with himself all through the debate, but he was probably too jacked up to know any better.


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4 Thoughts to ““Drug-Fueled” Kaine and Disabled Ticket Takes Hit After VP Debate

  1. I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought the guy was on something! He reminded me of Jack Nicholson, right about the time he says, “Here’s Johnny!” Too weird!

    1. E. Williams

      Had to read your comment several times. Kaine kept interrupting me.

  2. Lynn Herlihy

    Ha, you didn’t really have to be satiric, you just wrote the truth.

    1. E. Williams

      I hate when that happens.

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