HOLLYWOOD – They’ve got their knives out again. Feminists, led by Gloria Steinem and her Ms. Magazine, are upset that the latest Wonder Woman character currently ruling the box office is not more like them. They want “Wonder Bitch” to hit the big screen.
“It’s just not realistic to my mind,” a Ms. Magazine writer said. “This Wonder Woman is beautiful, has perfect hair, a perfect body. She’s a badass, but also lets her emotions enter into her decisions. Emotions like love. There’s already too much love in this world. Everybody should be miserable like us (feminists).”
“I want to know when we’re going to get a frumpy, butch-looking, bitter, man-hating, flannel costumed lesbian warrior who doesn’t walk like she’s on the catwalk as she heads into battle. You know, one that’s more like us. She can rid the world of body-shaming. Give us ‘Wonder Bitch!'”
Steinem herself issued a statement demanding a Wonder Bitch movie, but also admitted that her group would find fault with that character and movie too, because, “We’re never happy. Where’s the joy in that?”
She suggested Rosie O’Donnell, Lena Dunham, Barbara Streisand, Hillary Clinton, Joy Behar, or Whoopi Goldberg as possible female leads for a Wonder Bitch movie.