For Xmas, Stacey Abrams Received Ballot Printing Machine – Georgia Runoff Edition

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GEORGIA – The imaginary governor of Georgia, Stacey Abrams, got just what she asked Santa Claus for this Christmas. A brand new ballot printing machine was waiting under her tree!

“I couldn’t believe it!” an excited Abrams shouted. “It was the number one item on my list. I think every card-carrying Democrat should have one. It’ll make all future election fraud so much easier.”

Stacey said the machine was about the size of an Easy Bake Oven, but she planned to have it running 24 hours a day – right up to the day of the Georgia Senate runoff election on January 5th.

“I should be able to print and have hundreds of thousands of these filled out by the 5th and ready to feed into our Dominion counting machines. I don’t even have to be sneaky about it anymore!” Abrams exclaimed.

She was referring to the Supreme Court’s refusal to hear the Texas case against voter fraud. “They don’t care how much we cheat, that’s the message they were sending us.”

Stacey insists the gift is from Santa. However, there was a tag on the ballot printing machine box that said “Season’s Greetings! With love, from Joe and Jill.” Abrams said that in the world where she’s a real governor, Mr. and Mrs. Claus have the first names of Joe and Jill. THAT is one scary coincidence!

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Abrams, and Abrams with Santa Claus


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  1. Yes…Abrams is a shining example that just about anybody, regardless who they are or where they come from, can become famous for losing. Way to go Stacey!

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