Fran Lebowitz Doesn’t Want Trump Murdered By Saudis, Just Dismembered

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NEW YORK – Author Fran Lebowitz, appearing on Bill Maher’s progressive talk show, wished the Saudis would kill President Trump. She hoped the Saudi family would murder him like they did that reporter, Khashoggi. Here’s Fran’s quote:

“Whenever I think about this and what he really deserves, I think, we should turn him over to the Saudis, his buddies. The same Saudis who got rid of that reporter. Maybe they could do the same for him.” 

However, since she’s a liberal, Lebowitz claims she was misinterpreted. “Look, I didn’t mean the Saudis should literally murder the president…..just dismember him. I think he would have a hard time running for reelection next year if he was nothing more than a bloody pile of body parts.”

Lebowitz, rumored to be the love child of Howard Stern and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside.

Fran went on to explain to Maher’s audience that she only made the raw remarks because she’s a hate-filled, bitter progressive. “And, because I can get away with saying it,” she added.

Lebowitz still maintains that having someone dismembered doesn’t necessarily mean they have to die. “All we have to do is change the definition of murder – like we already do with abortion.”

Hopefully, she’ll be getting a visit from Secret Service for her comments.

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