NATIONAL HARBOR – At the 2019 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) yesterday, guest speaker Michelle Malkin summoned the ghost of John McCain. Malkin wanted to rid the Party of McCain’s lingering presence. Attendees also wanted no part of that specter and quickly called in the original Ghostbusters. Cause….who else ya gonna call?
Peter Venkman, Winston Zeddemore, and Ray Stantz quickly showed up to deal with the situation. Ghostbuster Egon Spengler was with them in spirit. As the three discussed crossing the streams to dispose of the ghost of John McCain once and for all, they were greeted with a terrible sight.
Meghan McCain stood in as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man – and she was pissed! Ghostbuster Ray Stantz was temporarily paralyzed with fear at the sight of Meghan. “Imagine, us going out like this. Killed by a 600 pound Never-Trumper from The View!”
Peter defiantly stepped up and declared, “Alright, this chick is toast!” And they vanquished the always angry Meghan. “Yes!” Winston rejoiced. “We have the tools, we have the talent!”
Finally, after some supernatural wrangling, the Ghostbusters liberated the conference hall from the menacing ghost of John McCain and celebrated with the crowd.
“We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!” Venkman said confidently as the scientists left. Ms. Malkin then finished her speech, and a pumped up crowd looked forward to the rest of CPAC weekend with the president and other conservative stars.