Hearing Health Concerns, Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Resume CrossFit Training

WASHINGTON – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has heard the concerns over her health coming from those on the Left. Many liberals have taken to Twitter and elsewhere to voice their fears that the elder Justice Ginsburg may have to step down from the Court at some point, leaving her seat open, with her replacement to be picked by President Trump.

“I hear them loud and clear,” Ginsburg said from a DC area gym. “That’s why I’ve resumed my CrossFit training program. I’m no spring chicken, but I do love me some serious cardio and cross-training! Three days on, one off, for 28 days, baby.”

Ginsburg pounded out a set of 20 dumbbell curls and said, “I’ll never die. I’m sure as hell going to outlive that new president of ours. I’ll be damned if the balance in the Court is going to shift in their favor on account of my health!”

We spotted Ruth as she moved through a set of moderate-weight bench presses, followed by overhead barbell lunges, right into 2 minutes of work with a kettlebell, and finished off with 2 minutes of wall ball. She told us her delts were on fire.

After chugging a Muscle Milk chocolate shake, Ginsburg rested for a minute before starting her next round of exercises. In her spare time, Ruth said she even likes to shoot hoops with college kids at the local rec center.

The 83 year-old Justice clearly still has the eye of the tiger. Just a very old tiger.



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2 Thoughts to “Hearing Health Concerns, Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Resume CrossFit Training

  1. Rumor has it she even works out with Schwartzengger?

    1. E. Williams

      Oh yeah, training buddies from way back.

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