NEW YORK – Hillary Clinton and her new resistance to President Trump super PAC have released her new calendar for the rest of 2017 and 2018. It’s a little different from most calendars, since every day of the year is marked October 27, 2016.
The 10-27-16 date is a nod to her recent public comment that “If the election had been held on October 27th, I’d be your president.” Hillary has never moved on past that date. The next day, FBI Director Jimmy Comey dropped a bomb on her campaign with new revelations regarding her email scandal.
The new revelations confirmed to voters once again that Clinton could not be trusted, had no credibility, and as Minnesota senator Stuart Smalley used to say, “…and doggone it, people don’t like her.”
Hillary explained, “Between Comey reminding people on October 28th how conniving I can be, and Wikileaks very rudely reminding everyone of my past misdeeds – in my and my team’s own words, no less! – there was no coming back from that. We just didn’t realize it at that time. But wasn’t October 27, 2016 a glorious day? And it still is!”
“They say time stands still for no one, but it does for me. I can’t wait for Halloween in a few days.”
The Hillary/Resistance calendar features pictures of Clinton on the campaign trail in 2016, and even copies of the grueling schedule she maintained in her doomed quest to become America’s first female president. Here’s a sample: