NEW YORK – Former presidential loser Hillary Clinton heaped praise on Joe Biden’s pick to be his VP. Clinton thought Biden’s pick of Kamala Harris was inspiring. “She’s every bit as unlikeable as I am,” Clinton quipped.
“She reminds me of me! And there’s nothing better than that in my eyes,” Hillary continued. “She’s full of herself, over confident, aloof, condescending, and really knows how to play those victim cards that we (Democrats) use so frequently. I like to refer to her as Kamala Obama. But she’s really Hillary 2.0,” she said as she cackled.
“And that reminds me. She has a cackling laugh that’s every bit ‘nails-on-a-chalkboard’ annoying as mine is.” (Continued cackling). “And, of course, I admire her greatly for her ‘inner bitch,’ which I think you’ll be seeing a lot of through the rest of the campaign.”
As a woman of no color, Clinton thinks Kamala’s “woman of color cred” will garner a lot of support from low-info voters on the Left. “I wished that I had had some sort of ethnicity I could have hidden behind. You really need more than just a vagina to get over the top these days.”
Hillary concluded her remarks with this advice for Kamala. “Blah blah blah, blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah. Blaaaaaaahhh, blah blah.”